Charlotte's Chapter

(Kevin) “Charlieeeeeeeeee, Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

(Charlie) “Huh , who is that, You guys are freaking me out now!”

(Kevin) “We’ve found a thing Charlie!!”
(Sally) “Yeah Charlie, a thinngggggg!”
(Kevin) “On THE INTERNET!”
(Sally) “Dun DUN DUNNNN!!!”

(Charlie) “What thing? Is it dangerous? Will it get rid of you two?”

(Kevin) “Yes, Charlie YESSSSSSSS!”
(Kevin) “I’ve been trying to type stuff to Sally all day!”
(Sally) “All day Charlie, ALLLLL DAYYYYYYY.”
(Kevin) “In the end since I couldn’t I bought some hoof fingers!”
(Sally) “HOOFFFF FINGERRRSS!”


(Charlie) “Oh, that’s nice now can I get back to the peaceful life I had before I met you two?”

(Kevin) “Charlie, we bought you some toooo!”
(Sally) “The thing Charlie, remember the thingggggggg?”


(Charlie) “You never told me what the thing is.”

(Kevin and Sally gasp in stupidness)

(Kevin) “We never told you what the thing was!!!”
(Sally) “We are sooooooo sorry Charlie!”
(Kevin) “Sooooooooooooooooo sorry!”
(Sally) “ How can we EVER repay you Charlie?”
(Kevin) “Yeah, Charlie HOOWWWW??”
(Charlie) “You could tell me what the thing is!”

(Kevin) “ Oh yeah, that’s a good idea!”
(Sally) “Well Charlie, it’s it’s...”
(Kevin) “It’s, it’s......”
(Sally) “It’s, it’s discombobulated!”

(Charlie) “What does that word even mean?”
(Kevin) “I think it means discombobulated.”
(Sally) “ I think discombobulated means confused but discombobulate would be to confuse and discombobulating would mean to be confusing!”
(Charlie) “OKAY, BUT WHAT IS THE THING!”
(Kevin) “Oh , that’s just MSN.”
(Sally) “You can NUDGE PEOPLE!”
(Kevin and Sally start nudging Charlie)
(Kevin and Sally) “Nudge , nudge , nudge , nudge.”
(Charlie runs away like a lunatic)
(Charlie) “They are so stupid there’s no such thing as this so called MSN!”

(Kevin) Let’s go IM Sally!
(Sally) Yayyyyyyyyyyy.